Overheard in New York

A friend of mine told me about this site recently, and it's awesome. Basically, it's just a site filled with quotes that people have overheard in New York.

Here are a few random good ones.

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Dude #1: So, why did you break up with her?
Dude #2: Because she got herpes.
Dude #1: What?! You gave it to her!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, but it's different -- herpes is gross with girls. It's like a battle wound for guys, though.

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Student #1: I was riding the six train home and I felt something on my arm. I looked over and this guy was rubbing his penis on my arm! [Class gasps in horror.]
Student #2: Well, was he cute?

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College chick #1: ... And then three guys almost raped her.
College chick #2: Three?! Did they take turns?
College chick #1: Oh, they took turns.
College chick #2: Taking turns is for lame rapists.

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Dude looking at sign for Godiva store: If you look at that sign, you could read it as 'Go diva.'
Chick: Yeah, if you look at it through gay goggles.

--The Village

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Chick #1: ... And then he just shoved his whole fist in! I mean, he didn't even place it in. I guess he was, like, really drunk or something, but I mean, still -- and everyone at the table was like, 'Awkward...'
Chick #2: So awkward!