This morning when I was reading the local paper, I happened across a picture of Lenny Kravitz, who I would dare to say, might be the sexiest man alive. (I mean seriously, who else could make the name "Lenny" seem cool?) So I thought to myself, if I could look like any celebrity, I would choose to look like Lenny Kravitz.
Then I found out that he's only 5' 10" and I'm not willing to give up my height even to look that hot.
So now I feel all empty inside because I don't know which celebrity I would want to look like if I could look like any celebrity.
I considered Brad Pitt momentarily, but he's less than 6 feet tall as well. Mark McGrath could be a viable candidate. At least he's 6' 1".
Then it hit me. Why waste such a golden opportunity? So I decided that if I could look like any celebrity, I'd choose Salma Hayek.
Of course that would just lead to a second equally important question. How can I spend more time alone, in my room, with a full length mirror?
Then I found out that he's only 5' 10" and I'm not willing to give up my height even to look that hot.
So now I feel all empty inside because I don't know which celebrity I would want to look like if I could look like any celebrity.
I considered Brad Pitt momentarily, but he's less than 6 feet tall as well. Mark McGrath could be a viable candidate. At least he's 6' 1".
Then it hit me. Why waste such a golden opportunity? So I decided that if I could look like any celebrity, I'd choose Salma Hayek.
Of course that would just lead to a second equally important question. How can I spend more time alone, in my room, with a full length mirror?
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