Bathroom Mishap #3
I was at JC Penny's shopping a while back when I decided to run into the restroom to do what I do.
While I'm doing my business, this other guy comes in to use the stall next to me to do his business. Just as he startes to go, his cell phone rings and would you believe that he answers it? Here's the side of the conversation that I was able to hear.
"Hey Jeff"
"What's up?"
"You'll never guess what I'm holding in my hand right now"
"seriously, guess"
"Nope"
"That's not it either"
"I'll give you a hint, it's bigger and longer than that"
"It's not THAT long. Well, almost"
(then I flush my toilet)
"That's it, you guessed it. Did the flush give it away?"
"Yeah, all right, I'll talk to you later"
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2 comments:
UUmm..eewwww. I read that to Dusty, and he couldnt stop laughing! Leep them coming!
Thanks :)
Yeah, I'm getting a little nervous about using public restrooms at this point.
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