I have a friend that I met online. We were chatting once about maybe meeting in person over lunch. Then she said, "Wait. You're not a rapist are you?" If you stop and think about this question, it seems to be based on the assumption that, even if I'm a rapist, lying about it is something that would just be too evil for me to do.
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This stuff is just plain awesome.
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The secret to a long lasting relationship, is to never be the perfect guy. Women like fixer-uppers. The real reason that women chase bad boys and ignore the nice guys is that the nice guys don't require work. Guys, if you want to keep your woman interested, find the balance betwen "needs work" and "hopeless".
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The secret to a long lasting relationship is to always make your man feel like a winner. Men's egos are insanely sensitive and they need regular stroking (the egos I mean, pervs). Even if you're Britney and he's K-Fed, make him think that you couldn't be successful without him. It won't be that hard to do, men are gullible when it comes to this stuff.
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Want to find out if that cute guy/girl at the end of the bar is interested? Here's the trick. First, adopt *almost* the exact same pose as them. Then make eye contact and smile. Finally, change your pose. If they change their pose to match yours, you're in. (This trick also works in the boardroom.)
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It's common knowledge that once a guy gets into a woman's "friend zone" he will never be romantically involved with that woman. It's also common knowledge that a woman knows if she's interested in a guy a few seconds after meeting him. Neither of these "facts" are actually true.
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If you were a nerd in school, and you've blossomed since then, go to your high school reunions. Trust me on this. Nothing makes you feel better than shooting down men/women who wouldn't have given you the time of day back in school.
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