These lips don't lie

Sometimes, when the level of boredom is just right, I retreat into the world of on-line quizzes. I've always suspected that these things are written by some guy like me with a great deal of time and very little to do. (I have a lot to do, actually, but none of it is fun, so I'm avoiding it.) Obviously this particular quiz was written by an expert that could rival Dr. Ruth herself.

Part Passionate Kisser

The mere touch of your lips is enough to send a wave of ecstasy over anybody. People line up for blocks, camping out for weeks at a time, just to sample a taste of your lips, and, once they do, no other kisser will ever be good enough for them again. Your kisses are destined to end human suffering due to their incredible healing powers.

Part Expert Kisser

You've been known to cause intense multiple orgasms with your kisses. You wield your tounge better than a master artist wielding a paint brush. One day, all of humanity will unite with the solitary goal of erecting a monument to celebrate the power of your kiss.

What kind of kisser are you?